Saturday, September 09, 2006

Arithmetic metaphor
(number 1)

2 + 2 = 3

And because 2+2=3 blah blah blah...

Are you kidding?! That's stupid! Everybody knows 2+2=5!

Don't you see? This untruth is ever so much better than that untruth.

Ha! So there!

 

2 comments:

Erin said...

*applauds*

ay-men!

Unknown said...

Ah, but 2/2 is 1 and if we can get a 1 out of two 2s then 2+2=3 must be possible.

I will double-check this with my faith-powered calculator and get back to you.